My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.
-Tina
Theatricality
Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.
-Kurt
Prom Queen
Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun?
-Will
Journey
At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.
-Mercedes
Born This Way
I need to re-pencil my eyebrows on.
-Santana
New York
As offended as I am by their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance
-Rachel
The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle
Hey, everybody. I'm Sam, Sam I am. And I don't like green eggs and ham.
-Sam
Audition
Wow Will, that's a lot of vests
-Emma
Funeral
To Lord Tubbington:You know, just because we're doing this interview doesn't mean i'm still not mad at you. 'Cause I know you started smoking again.
-Brittany
Prom Queen
I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner.
-Quinn
Born This Way
You're the hottest girl in school and I wear saddle shoes on legs that don't work.
-Artie
Rumours
And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
-Sue
The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle
“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”
-Finn
Funeral
I just want to talk to you, one hot jew to another.
-Puck
-Puck
Born This Way
