Glee Quotes

My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

 -Tina 

Theatricality

Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.

-Kurt

Prom Queen

Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun?

-Will

Journey

At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.

-Mercedes

Born This Way

I need to re-pencil my eyebrows on.

-Santana

New York

As offended as I am by their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance

-Rachel

The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle

Hey, everybody. I'm Sam, Sam I am. And I don't like green eggs and ham.

-Sam

Audition

Wow Will, that's a lot of vests

-Emma

Funeral

To Lord Tubbington:You know, just because we're doing this interview doesn't mean i'm still not mad at you. 'Cause I know you started smoking again.

-Brittany

Prom Queen

I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner.

-Quinn

Born This Way

You're the hottest girl in school and I wear saddle shoes on legs that don't work.

-Artie

Rumours

And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.

-Sue

The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle

“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

-Finn

Funeral

I just want to talk to you, one hot jew to another.


-Puck

Born This Way